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STFU Mister

IT JUST HAPPENS. It's part of human nature. Some people feel the need to act like middle-schoolers - gossiping, spreading lies and rumors...stirring the proverbial shit pot. When you can't walk up and slap the spit right out of their mouth (although the urge is there) - whip out your bottle of STFU and SPRAY IT EVERYWHERE (I know, I say this a lot, but it's true). A proprietary blending of Bay, Patchouli, and Lime will have you saying 'Bye, Felicia, in no time. This is also a great blend to mist if you have to be in large groups of people - think the mall, grocery store, family gatherings - STFU clears your space and surrounds you with a protective bubble of light. Shutting someone down never felt (or smelled) so good.